Posted 3 days ago

First maternity pants! Omg, you just don’t know what comfort feels like until you wear pants the right size. Also, H&M maternity starts at size 6. Makes me feel better about my what’s happening to my behind.

Posted 2 weeks ago
Tiny traffic cone! So cute.

Tiny traffic cone! So cute.

Posted 2 weeks ago

An advertiser’s dream…

Looking at baby carrier options. Chose the brand I’ll want… now looking for the color.

Basic black and cream, simple and functional- is $100 and modeled by a dorktastic looking family taking a walk in the park.

Slate grey, with fewer features and pockets- is only $20 more and modeled by a gorgeous man holding a sweet faced 2-year old in cafe.

I chose the “streamlined” grey carrier. Predictably. I think preggers are what keep the economy afloat. We will buy literally almost anything you can advertise— If we can remember what it was long enough to get to the store.

Posted 1 month ago

Almost 5 weeks vs Almost 11 weeks

Posted 1 month ago

That dark green dot? That’s me. I haven’t had this many body issues since high school.

Posted 1 month ago

TMI, FYI.

This is not a baby bump.

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Posted 1 month ago

Not smoking and drinking is saving me about $100 a month.

That’s impressive…

Posted 1 month ago

MY ultrasound picture got more likes than YOUR ultrasound picture.

Because life is a competition, and sometimes we’re back in high school.

Posted 1 month ago

I am completely insane

Spoiler Alert: Emo Shit. Click through at your own risk.

Or, click here for kittens!

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Posted 2 months ago

allcreatures:

A llama seeks shelter from the snow next to an abandoned school bus at Cox Farms in Centreville, Virginia

Picture: Win McNamee/Getty Images (via Animal pictures of the week: 8 March 2013 - Telegraph)

My home state is featured in the Telegraph! It is kinda awkward that it features a roaming llama and evidence of our functioning educational system—- normally animal pics of the day are manatees or endangered frogs from Belize.